Playlist - Song Information: Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme

Title: The Weird Al Show Theme
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Running With Scissors
Track: 4
Year: 1999
Genre: Comedy
Copyright: © 1999 Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C.
URL: http://www.weirdal.com/
Encoded By: Owen Rudge
Encoder: Easy CD-DA Extractor (http://www.poikosoft.com)
Length: 1:14
Format: FLAC
Bitrate: 1,008kbps
Frequency: 44.10KHz
Channels: 2
Bits: 16-bit
Filename: 04 - The Weird Al Show Theme.flac
Size: 9,320,233 bytes
More Information: http://search.launch.yahoo.com/launch/search?m=all&p=Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
Last.fm Profile: http://www.last.fm/music/Weird%20Al%20Yankovic /_/The%20Weird%20Al%20Show%20Theme
Lyrics: Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
Now he's got his very own Weird Al show

(much unintelligeable talking and yelling)