The Cause Of War
H–I–J–K* spells war.
Look, simply add L–M–N–O: it’s obvious.
Oh, come on, H–I–J–K–L–M–N–O; you surely know that “H” to “O” is water**.
*Letter sequence nicked from Stephen Rodefer. **Punchline nicked from an infamous Daily Telegraph crossword clue.