Playlist - Song Information: Weird Al Yankovic - Cavity Search

Title: Cavity Search
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Bad Hair Day
Track: 3
Year: 1996
Genre: Comedy
Copyright: ℗ & © 1996 Rock 'n' Roll/Scotti Bros. Records
Encoded By: Owen Rudge
Encoder: Easy CD-DA Extractor (
Length: 4:19
Format: FLAC
Bitrate: 1,039kbps
Frequency: 44.10KHz
Channels: 2
Bits: 16-bit
Filename: 03 - Cavity Search.flac
Size: 33,642,496 bytes
More Information: Al Yankovic - Cavity Search Profile: /_/Cavity%20Search
Lyrics: Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A little problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me