Limericks And Corks:
There Once Was A Monday On Tuesday


There once was a Monday on Tuesday,
so Wednesday mugged the next Thursday,
Friday was rocked,
Saturday shocked,
and Sunday had pubs open all day.

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arts & ego
dish dosh
© & licence

Introduction
There Was A Young Lady From Venus
A Newspaper Editor Saidmay offend language bigots
I’m Sitting Upon This ’Ere Train
’twas Ten Years Ago To This Day
There Once Was A Cat And A Dog
Look Back To The Romany Times
There Was A Young Man In A Bed
There Once Was A Bureaucrat
There Was A Young Man From Nantucketmay offend language bigots
There Once Was A Monday On Tuesday
It Wasn’t What I Really Expected
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